TORId names

topic posted Sat, May 21, 2005 - 1:51 PM by  Jamie
Tori seems to change her name on a regular basis here on Tribe.net. To help make sense of this, I have generated a table of names and suggested use contexts.

Tori can modify her name to be:

InflamaTORI at Burning Man
ExposiTORI when her porno flick comes out.
ContradicTORI for her trip to Central America.
ConspiraTORIal in her musical career.
CelebraTORI working at her job with Victoria's Secret.
Alpha CenTORI in the International Star Registry.
TransiTORI when on the bus.
ExploraTORI when on the prowl.
PurgaTORI when she throws away her femme clothes and vows never to dress again.

... and when she gets sick of TORI puns, she can always RegurgiTAIT.

Please feel free to suggest additions!
posted by:
Jamie
SF Bay Area
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    Re: TORId names

    Sat, May 21, 2005 - 6:06 PM
    Thank you Jaime for the belly laugh!

    I'll play along...

    MandaTORI for when she starts barking orders
    ObligaTORI for a career in law
    HisTORI or alternatively and more appropriately
    HersTORI considering that her band is making it
    LaboraTORI for her experimental side
    AmelioraTORI when she's mis fix-it
    FacTORI when she's being truthful
    DepilaTORI for when she's shaving her legs




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      Re: TORId names

      Sun, May 22, 2005 - 10:36 AM
      OK, my turn...

      GustaTORI if she is working as a chef in a four-star restaurant.
      NugaTORI if she becomes a candy maker.
      ConstabulaTORI if she decided to become a policewoman.
      AmbulaTORI if she opts for a career as a paramedic.
      InvestigaTORI if she opens a detective agency.
      ConfiscaTORI if she opens a repo agency.
      IndicaTORI is she takes a lover named Richard.
  • Re: TORId names

    Tue, May 31, 2005 - 9:49 PM
    SuposiTORI when she's bugging the shit out of you!
    ValidicTORI when she is being smart
    OlfacTORI after a soccer match on a hot day!

    Do not bother to respond with ediTORIal comments!!!
    That's enough PUNishment for one day.
    • Re: TORId names

      Tue, May 31, 2005 - 10:27 PM
      My this is becoming a very sTORIed thread! And with the TORId weather we've been having is almost too much to bear!

      Fortunately we've almost made it out of the O'Pun lands!

      SMS
  • Re: TORId names

    Sun, August 21, 2005 - 11:03 AM
    Is there a limit on how long a name can be. If there isn't, I suggest that on November 22, Tori use:

    Texas School Book DeposiTORI
    • Re: TORId names

      Sun, August 21, 2005 - 2:10 PM
      Good one, love. How about:

      Chicken CacciTORI

      See? There's so much that one can read into with that one...I crack myself up.

      Sarafina M~
      • Re: TORId names

        Mon, August 22, 2005 - 7:56 AM
        You crack me up too Sarafina! Which reminds me of a pressing question... which came fist, The chicken cacciTORI or the EGG?

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